2017 NFL Season Thread

[Your Mom]

Derek Carr you dummy you just cost your team the win!

[Maxx]

@DMN how bout them touchbacks!

Was a battle of which team was going to give it away.

[The Buscher]

Derek Carr picks up the first down, unnecessarily tries to dive for a touchdown, gets the ball swatted out of his hand and through the end zone for a game-ending touchback.

I thought only the Browns could lose that way.

[GhostMachine]

I'm stunned that the Texans and Seachickens got stomped as bad as they did. I (foolishly) picked Seattle to win that game. And while I did expect Houston to lose, I didn't think it would be an outright slaughter.

 

 

[Lineker]

It was always going to be a slaughter - we've basically run out of healthy players and we can compound that with virtually no draft picks.

[Lint]

[Lineker]

Yeah I hate it when that happens.

[gunnar hendershow]

JB forgot to switch over to his alt.

[VerbalPuke]

[The Buscher]

That awkward moment when find out that you and JB happened to be watching the same porn at the same time.

[Your Mom]

Obvious hack. JB is only into blondes

[The Buscher]

Bucs miss the game-tying FG as time expires, eliminating the Packers and putting every Rodgers fantasy owner in a bind since he's probably now going to be shut down.

[Lineker]

Eh, I kept hold of Smith and Jimmy G, just in case. 

 

I lost though because Julio didn't get thrown the ball enough, ffs.

[gunnar hendershow]

First time since 2008 the Pack will be missing the playoffs.

[munky]

1 hour ago, damshow said:

First time since 2008 the Pack will be missing the playoffs.

My heart bleeds with sympathy.

[livid]

Aaron Rodgers has been placed on IR, ending his season for good this time. 

[VerbalPuke]

Wow, the Lions could actually run the table now. 

But the odds of making the playoffs even at 10-6 seem really really far fetched right now. Atlanta and Carolina both have better records and tie breakers over us. 

[The Buscher]

Rosters announced for the most meaningful and prestigious of all all-star games.

AFC Pro Bowlers
Bengals (2):  DT Geno Atkins, WR A.J. Green
Bills (3):  SS Micah Hyde, G Richie Incgonito, RB LeSean McCoy
Broncos (2):  OLB Von Miller, CB Aquib Talib
Browns (0)
Chargers (4):  WR Keenan Allen, DE Joey Bosa, CB Casey Heyward, QB Philip Rivers
Chiefs (3):  RS Tyreek Hill, RB Kareem Hunt, TE Travis Kelce
Colts (0)
Dolphins (1):  SS Reshad Jones
Jaguars (4):  CB A.J. Bouye, DE Calais Campbell, DT Malik Jackson, CB Jalen Ramsey
Jets (0)
Patriots (4):  QB Tom Brady, FB James Develin, TE Rob Gronkowski, ST Matthew Slater
Raiders (4):  C Rodney Hudson, DE Khalil Mack, G Kelechi Osemele, T Donald Penn
Ravens (3):  ILB C.J. Mosley, OLB Terrell Suggs, FS Eric Weddle
Steelers (8):  RB Le'Veon Bell, K Chris Boswell, WR Antonio Brown, G David DeCastro, QB Ben Roethlisberger, C Maurkice Pouncey, ILB Ryan Shazier, T Alejandro Villanueva
Texans (2):  OLB Jadeveon Clowney, WR DeAndre Hopkins
Titans (3):  DT Jurrell Casey, P Brett Kern, T Taylor Lewan

NFC Pro Bowlers
49ers (1):  FB Kyle Juszczyk
Bears (0)
Buccaneers (1):  DT Gerald McCoy
Cardinals (4):  ST Budda Baker, WR Larry Fitzgerald, OLB Chandler Jones, CB Patrick Peterson
Cowboys (4):  C Travis Frederick, DE Demarcus Lawrence, G Zack Martin, T Tyron Smith
Eagles (6):  G Brandon Brooks, DT Fletcher Cox, TE Zach Ertz, SS Malcolm Jenkins, T Lane Johnson, QB Carson Wentz
Falcons (2):  C Alex Mack, WR Julio Jones
Giants (1):  SS Landon Collins
Lions (1):  CB Darius Slay
Packers (0)
Panthers (1):  ILB Luke Kuechly
Rams (5):  RS Pharoah Cooper, DT Aaron Donald, RB Todd Gurley, P Johnny Hekker, K Greg Zuerlein
Redskins (3):  OLB Ryan Kerrigan, G Brandon Scherff, T Trent Williams
Saints (6):  QB Drew Brees, RB Mark Ingram, DE Cameron Jordan, CB Marshon Lattimore, RB Alvin Kamara, WR Michael Thomas
Seahawks (4):  TE Jimmy Graham, FS Earl Thomas, ILB Bobby Wagner, QB Russell Wilson
Vikings (4):  OLB Anthony Barr, DE Everson Griffen, CB Xavier Rhodes, WR Adam Thielen

[Lint]

I have a problem with Graham being 1st team over Ertz...Ertz beats Graham in every stat except for touchdowns (Graham has 9, Ertz has 8) and fumbles lost (Graham has 0, Ertz has 1)

[gunnar hendershow]

10 hours ago, Christmas said:

Wow, the Lions could actually run the table now. 

But the odds of making the playoffs even at 10-6 seem really really far fetched right now. Atlanta and Carolina both have better records and tie breakers over us. 

Atlanta's last 2 games are @ New Orleans and then home against Carolina. Not out of the realm of possibility they lose both. But I expect them to win 1, doesn't matter which, and we have 3 NFC South teams in the playoffs

http://www.espn.com/nfl/playoffs/machine

I've been playing around with that a lot. Tend to the AFC looking like such: 1) New England 2) Pittsburgh 3) Jacksonville 4) Kansas City 5) Baltimore 6) Tennessee or Los Angeles. And the NFC like this: 1) Philadelphia 2) Minnesota 3) Los Angeles 4) New Orleans 5) Carolina 6) Detroit or Atlanta