The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Summers]

Hahahahaha.

[King Ellis]

At least it's not Dennis Wise?

[DavidMarrio]

I wonder how long it'll take him to call someone a cunt.

[therockbox]

I wonder how long it'll take him to call someone a cunt.

He's already warming up...

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes 1m

Lke old times. Kinnear calls Derek Llambias David, speaks about "Arab invasion" of PL, says he wasn't accepted before because not a Geordie.

[ZJ Penn]

I wonder how long it'll take him to call someone a cunt.

The sooner the better.

This is set up to be my favourite season ever.

[brenchill]

I never quite got the logic behind appointing an old, out of touch ex-manager as your DOF. Surely you would be better off with someone young and with fresh, innovative ideas.

[Colly]

My only possible explanation is that he's Skinny Mikes dad, and this is his present for today. Otherwise I'm completely baffled.

[therockbox]

Kinnear must have photos of Ashley doing something incredibly dodgy.

[Colly]

I never quite got the logic behind appointing an old, out of touch ex-manager as your DOF. Surely you would be better off with someone young and with fresh, innovative ideas.

We already tried that one with Dennis Wise. Christ that was a bad few years.

[Gazz]

Kill me

[Ant]

Newcastle are going to seriously implode next year.

[Rafael]

Okay, we're fucked now.

[Colly]

Has there actually been a press conference or is this just from Kinnear? He could quite easily be talking bollocks.

Hopefully.

[TCO]

I don't even know what to say.

[Gazz]

Newcastle are going to seriously implode next year.

We'll be fine, we'll just never sign a quality player again because on arrival in Newcastle to discuss terms, they'll be met by Joe Kinnear stuffing his face with greasy fry ups, ranting about the 'facking Arabs n Muslims' and calling everyone including Doris the tea lady a cunt.

[Rafael]

I can't wait to see us announcing Kieron Dyer's return to Tyneside.

[brenchill]

Potentially Kieron Dyer could be the worlds greatest physio.

[Gazz]

May be we'll try and sign Dean Holdsworth.

Or Vinny Jones.

I hear Alan Kimble is available.

[TCO]

We can officially rule out Charles "Insomnia" N'Zogbia as a target anyway

[Hobo]

Alan Shearer will be back in no time, with Keegan and Les Ferdinand.