2015 NFL Off Season Thread

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[Meacon Keaton]

That was so hot, his Head Cheese melted into Head Queso. 

[HC]

I am forgetful. In fact, I probably won't remember this when I'm watching my team win Super Bowl 50. 

Edited August 7, 2015 by HC

[Lineker]

I am forgetful. In fact, I probably won't remember this when I'm watching my team win Super Bowl 50. 

Do you care to make that prediction interesting?

[Plubby]

I am forgetful. In fact, I probably won't remember this when I'm watching my team win Super Bowl 50. 

Welcome to the Bronco master race. Do you want to change your name to HeadWeed now or wait until kickoff?

[Schlitzbrille]

Let's see how long Commissioner Plubby Gooddell suspends this guy for.

[Plubby]

Joe Flacco is an elite quaterback. I'll allow it. He's gotta be elite at *something*...

[Schlitzbrille]

He has 11 more postseason touchdowns w/o an interception that Moore.

[Slogger]

Joe Flacco is an elite quaterback.

Well a screencap of this definitely needs to go on a billboard somewhere.

[Plubby]

I think you need to re-read that and also read the original article

[DMN in the House]

I am forgetful. In fact, I probably won't remember this when I'm watching my team win Super Bowl 50. 

Welcome to the Bronco master race. Do you want to change your name to HeadWeed now or wait until kickoff?

A master race for a team that STILL has one less Super Bowl, and a worse all-time winning percentage (.522) than the Raiders (.550)?
 

You're clopping in the wind, Donkey boy.

[Plubby]

We also hired Trent Richardson one fewer time.

 

Also the early 1980's called and they're sick of you. Join us in the present and let 1980-83 finally die

[DMN in the House]

Oh, the present where the Broncos have like one year left in their window while Oakland is stocking up on young talent for a run? Yup.

[Plubby]

Oh please, if that's talent then i'm fifth-round pick talent and i've never thrown a pass in anger in my life.

[DMN in the House]

K.

[HC]

I'll take Carr over Bork Oswilly

[Plubby]

David Cahahahahhaharr?! Over the Man MOUNTAIN Brock OSWEILER (imagine this said by Paul Heyman)?! Child pls. Brock Osweiler has only one postseason loss in his career and it's to the greatest quarterback of all time. He's clutch.

[DMN in the House]

I think it's great that Brock Osweiler is so big. It means there's more of him for Khalil Mack to hit.

[Schlitzbrille]

David Cahahahahhaharr?! Over the Man MOUNTAIN Brock OSWEILER (imagine this said by Paul Heyman)?! Child pls. Brock Osweiler has only one postseason loss in his career and it's to the greatest quarterback of all time. He's clutch.

THIS we can agree on. Though you know who's so clutch he's never had significant play time in the postseason?

 

 

TYROD TAYLOR.

[Plubby]

David Cahahahahhaharr?! Over the Man MOUNTAIN Brock OSWEILER (imagine this said by Paul Heyman)?! Child pls. Brock Osweiler has only one postseason loss in his career and it's to the greatest quarterback of all time. He's clutch.

THIS we can agree on. Though you know who's so clutch he's never had significant play time in the postseason?

 

 

TYROD TAYLOR.

And what do they both have in common?

 

They both lost to Kellen Moore.

 

All roads lead to Kellen.