Premier League 2016/17

[The Lusophone]

6 minutes ago, TCO said:

Is it also refreshing that it's 0-0 in a testimonial? That's more indicative of Mourinho's style!

Who's ready for an exciting season of ups and downs and goal scoring bonanzas happening everywhere United aren't playing? 

[MDK]

16 minutes ago, Baddar said:

I say this with no exaggeration - if John Stones is 50m then Chris Smalling is worth 100m.

I think that is double exaggeration 

[Baddar]

14 minutes ago, TCO said:

Is it also refreshing that it's 0-0 in a testimonial? That's more indicative of Mourinho's style!

It was a cracking game. :/

[Colly]

1 hour ago, Mad Jack said:

It's the first time a match between two Premier League team's has been streamed on Facebook.

Call me when it's on Tout.

[The Lusophone]

7 minutes ago, Colly said:

Call me when it's on Tout.

You'll be able to put all the exciting football we play this season in a single Tout video.

[Baddar]

Despite it being a shit game, it was about the occasion more than anything. Thanks for everything, Rodney!

 

[Gazz]

That is above average.

[Lineker]

Have West Ham still not announced a naming rights partner for their new stadium? Because "the London Stadium" sounds shit.

[MDK]

9 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Have West Ham still not announced a naming rights partner for their new stadium? Because "the London Stadium" sounds shit.

The Orient Matchroom Stadium Neavou Brisbane Road sponsored by Pie n' Mash would have been better 

[Colly]

Edit: Repeated a joke accidentally...

[DavidMarrio]

51 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Have West Ham still not announced a naming rights partner for their new stadium? Because "the London Stadium" sounds shit.

Wasn't Tesco meant to be getting the rights to it?

Personally I think they should go down the FM route and name it The Joe Cole Arena. 

[Benji]

"The Joke Hole Arena?"

"Yeah, cause it's a joke the way that ground turned into a hole of public funds!"

[Bobfoc]

Maxi Tampon Stadium

[The Lusophone]

The Chinese takeover of the midlands continues, with businessman Guochuan Lai set to buy West Brom.

[Lineker]

Subject to FCA approval.

[Lineker]

Spurs vs. Inter Milan in on ITV4 now. Then this evening Arsenal's friendly is on the same channel.

[MDK]

Rooney's house got burgled. They took some things but the thing that Wayne was gutted about was the books. He'd only just finished colouring them in.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-36983693

[Rich]

1 minute ago, MDK said:

Rooney's house got burgled. They took some things but the thing that Wayne was gutted about was the books. He'd only just finished colouring them in.

[MDK]

Just now, Rich said:

Laughing about a crime, for shame

[Rich]

Just now, MDK said:

Laughing about a crime, for shame

To be fair Rooney was happy that he'd finsihed the books too, he got them in 2013 and they said 5-8 years on them