Premier League 2016/17

[Adam]

16 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Zola was good at Watford; until it literally fell off the edge of a cliff.

Literally? Watford literally fell off a cliff?

Anyway, everyones likes Zola, and so they should. Hope he gets the job.

[Lineker]

Yes literally  

[King Ellis]

Stoker needs to pencil in an afternoon to teach one of the United fans the finer art of justifying Mourinho's rotation.

"Well, when you factor in cup games and Europe, Rashford will actually be playing 30 games a season which is more than enough for a guy of his age."

[stokeriño]

1 hour ago, Velociraptor King Ellis said:

Stoker needs to pencil in an afternoon to teach one of the United fans the finer art of justifying Mourinho's rotation.

"Well, when you factor in cup games and Europe, Rashford will actually be playing 30 games a season which is more than enough for a guy of his age."

Actually he'll start the first League Cup match (and maybe in the Europa League?) and make four or five other appearances off the bench, while United otherwise play the same 13 or 14 players in every single league match.

TBH it's best to skip any attempt at justification and go straight for "fuck it, we're winning".  

[The Lusophone]

I'm going to absolutely hate how we win the league this season. :/

[stokeriño]

I'm sure that during the fireworks and the confetti you will be absolutely miserable.

[DavidMarrio]

9 minutes ago, stokeriño said:

I'm sure that during the fireworks and the confetti you will be absolutely miserable.

He will be miserable...because United won't win the league this season

[MJB]

It's Liverpool's year!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

4 minutes ago, MJB said:

It's Liverpool's year!

 

Unless the damn crossbar derails it again.

[Kyle]

Better hope they don't slip up though.

[Colly]

I don't get it.

[Gazz]

Apparently Schweinsteiger has been told to clear out his locker and told he will be training with the reserves. Shockingly poor treatment of a player by management if true.

[MDK]

29 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Apparently Schweinsteiger has been told to clear out his locker and told he will be training with the reserves. Shockingly poor treatment of a player by management if true.

Dunno, I've been fired before and never had the option of carrying on until I've found a new job >_>

[Just Joe]

18 hours ago, Mad Jack said:

I'm going to absolutely hate how we win the league this season. :/

Yeah, I'd hate to see my team win the league. 

[Lineker]

Hull have had an approach for Chris Coleman rebuffed.

[Just Joe]

They'll end up with Neil Warnock or Ian Holloway I'd imagine. 

[Colly]

3 hours ago, Lineker said:

Hull have had an approach for Chris Coleman rebuffed.

I assume by rebuffed they mean Coleman laughing down the phone.

[Baddar]

Yeah, not a chance Coleman would leave Wales for fucking Hull.

[Baddar]

http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/chelsea-midfielder-john-obi-mikel-officially-changes-his-name-080216

He'll be known as Mikel John Obi from now on. 

[stokeriño]

After first using John Obi Mikel and then John Mikel Obi, I now learn that BOTH of those are wrong?