2016 Rio Summer Olympics

[The Buscher]

Sparkle McKnight has to be the best name I've seen in these Olympics.

[Adam]

Chinese bloke knocks the bar off in the pole vault, then lands in a massive puddle and stands up drenched.

When it rains, it pours...

[Szumi]

1 hour ago, Busch Piazza said:

Sparkle McKnight has to be the best name I've seen in these Olympics.

It's no Steele Johnson

[Bobfoc]

The women's 400m was won with the ever-effective Jurgen Klinsmann dive.

[Draevyn]

Our Canadian from New Mexico did not do well in the Pole Vault.  

[MDK]

Fun tactics for the Jap 5k runner. She's just decided to go nuts and she is 80m ahead of the pack not even 4 mins in! This is brilliant.

[Lineker]

Speaks volumes about us as a nation!

[MDK]

I'd stand up to salute but, y'know 

[Gazz]

The cycling team pursuit is basically just queueing at speed on bikes, no wonder we're the best at it.

[MDK]

Laura Trott is just ridiculous good 

[Gazz]

Trott is taking the piss now. 30pts up and still winning sprints when she could just cruise around at the back. 

[MDK]

6 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Trott is taking the piss now. 30pts up and still winning sprints when she could just cruise around at the back. 

She is half motorbike 

[Bobfoc]

That was imperious.

[Chris2K]

Is 24 too young for someone to be knighted?

Only one way to find out...

[apsham]

Jesus christ. What happened to Michael Conlan is right up there with the shit that went down in the Seoul olympics.

[Bobfoc]

Just now, apsham said:

Jesus christ. What happened to Michael Conlan is right up there with the shit that went down in the Seoul olympics.

According to Steve Bunce, there was an even worse decision earlier in the week.

[Lineker]

Trott is my fave.

[MDK]

2 minutes ago, Bobfoc said:

According to Steve Bunce, there was an even worse decision earlier in the week.

Not the first dodgy decision in Olympic boxing. Or pro boxing.

[apsham]

3 minutes ago, Bobfoc said:

According to Steve Bunce, there was an even worse decision earlier in the week.

Evgeny Tishchenko, another Russian boxer won gold yesterday or so after a terrible fight that he in no way could've won in a sane system.

[MDK]

Also, quite a lot of camel toe tonight