2017 College Football Thread

[gunnar hendershow]

2 minutes ago, Meacon said:

You don’t get shafted when you get beat 55-24 by a 7-5 team.

I'm just saying it's helping the case. Not that they got shafted (because they didn't). The people who will argue it will point to the Big Ten dominance in bowls and the mostly-lopsided matchups they were afforded.

[VerbalPuke]

I’m sure Michigan will fuck it up.

[Meacon Keaton]

Irish run the ball well all the way to LSU’s side of the field (drive started on the Irish 1). Next play? A fucking double pass by our third string tight end. Then a lame run for no yards. And then on third and ten we bring in the back up qb to throw the ball. What the fuck is even.

[Meacon Keaton]

I had to have my heart restarted after that Boykin catch and touchdown! Big win for the Irish!  

Now on to Georgia shutting down Mayfield.

[Your Mom]

I am such a dork. Have been watching some of this and wondering why they keep playing JR's theme music  

[Meacon Keaton]

What a wrestling nerd!

[Your Mom]

I'm not sure how I feel about the Oklahoma QB. He is cocky which I can be into but it seems like he does it against inferior teams which is lame and just makes you look sad

[Meacon Keaton]

Let me put it this way: I dislike him so much that I will happily cheer on Alabama in the title game if it ends up OU/Alabama. He’s cocky in an asshole way. Him grabbing his dick and talking shit just a couple weeks before winning the Heisman was the last straw for me with the little prick.

[Your Mom]

Yeah his whole grabbing himself thing was what really turned me to not liking him

[The Buscher]

Just to play devil's advocate here, because I haven't followed Mayfield all that closely...but wasn't the dick grabbing thing a direct response to the other team refusing to shake hands with him?

Not saying he shouldn't have taken the high road, because he should have...but I can be a bit vengeful at times.  

[gunnar hendershow]

I don't really like Mayfield but he's a hell of a lot of fun to watch. Georgia already gave up 31 so I have a feeling this game is over.

Also, very happy for UCF to wrap up the perfect season with the win over Auburn. 13-0, hopefully some publication gives them a national title like the good ol' days of 4 different schools claiming national titles.

[Your Mom]

Oklahoma might be playing better but Georgia is so much more exciting! Loving all their long TDs

[Meacon Keaton]

Don’t give up on dem dawgs damshow.

Do a little dance now, ya little twat.

That’s for Mayfield not for damshow.

[Meacon Keaton]

“Teacher says every time Baker’s sacked an angel gets its wings.”  

[gunnar hendershow]

SIC 'EM DAWGS

[Meacon Keaton]

Go Dawgs! Love that running attack.

The way this second half is how I expected the whole game to go honestly. Glad their defense finally showed up.

[Your Mom]

That RB is so good! 

[The Buscher]

Sony Michel is a beast.  I can't even believe there's another game after this!

[gunnar hendershow]

Just now, Busch E said:

Sony Michel is a beast.  I can't even believe there's another game after this!

This is just the best day. The best.

[Meacon Keaton]

Fuck. Yes!

Ride another dick, ESPN, because Baker’s going limp!