FIFA World Cup 2018

[Chris2K]

 

 

[Gazz]

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England has also only won 22% of tournament games on ITV since 1996, compared to 63% on BBC.

 

[Colly]

Fox Sports think the World Cup is a solid gold penis. 

This is possibly the worst Bonus Catchphrase image of all time, if you went for centre left first it would be the Mr Chips wanking one all over again. 

[Lineker]

If your dick looks like that I'd be seeing the doctor, mate.

[Meacon Keaton]

Yeah, your balls should be at the base, not the tip!

[OctoberRaven]

Either that or someone at Fox Sports is a fan of Bad Dragon*

*If you don't know what that is, don't look it up**

**Warned you.

[Colly]

6 minutes ago, Meacxico said:

Yeah, your balls should be at the base, not the tip!

That's the bellend you bellend. 

[FLiam]

And it certainly shouldn't have arms. 

[OctoberRaven]

You sweet summer children.

[Lineker]

England fan arrested for punching a police horse three times apparently. Wonder if it was the same bloke as last time.

[Moses Julep]

6 hours ago, Switzerlineker said:

England fan arrested for punching a police horse three times apparently. Wonder if it was the same bloke as last time.

I would not like to be arrested for anything but I especially wouldn’t want to be arrested for something in Russia, like that’s a country where you’re on your best behaviour. 

[Nelson]

1 hour ago, Moses Julep said:

I would not like to be arrested for anything but I especially wouldn’t want to be arrested for something in Russia, like that’s a country where you’re on your best behaviour. 

I think for some England fans, punching a horse 3 times is their best behaviour.

[FLiam]

World Cup 2022 to take place between 21/22 and 18/12 that year.

Splendid.

[King Ellis]

13 minutes ago, Liam Mk2 said:

World Cup 2022 to take place between 21/22 and 18/12 that year.

Splendid.

[MDK]

Third place playoff. When you give a hungry dog a plastic bone.

[Lineker]

Third place is coming home

 

In come Jones, Rose, Delph, Dier, and Loftus-Cheek.

[9 to 5]

I really do think we need to win to call it a success. Otherwise it's 3 defeats from 7 and that's a negative spin on it.

[METALMAN]

Oh fuck I completely forgot the World Cup has a 3rd place match. When I used to get these on football manager I’d go on holiday.

Edited July 14, 2018 by metalman

[Lineker]

The referee today is Iranian and apparently that's been a massive deal over there; there's a film crew for him and everything.

1-0 to Belgium already; Meunier.

[LUKIE]