2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[Meacon Keaton]

Still sound, smell, and play like doo-doo.

[Schlitzbrille]

CLEVELAND TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL.

[Lineker]

Jarryd Hayne is expected to sign with the Lions.

[Your Mom]

Marshawn Lynch files a trademark for the phrase "I'm just here so I don't get fined"

What the fuck dude?

[GhostMachine]

So, the Cleveland Browns' changes were revealed, and.....new team name text font and new Dawg Pound logo for merchandising, and....oh, yeah....their helmet is going to be a deeper shade of orange!

BIG. FUCKIN'. DEAL!!!

Edited February 25, 2015 by GhostMachine

[OGpistolpete]

Everytime I look at the logo i want to adjust my screen to turn down the level of red. It's like the orange is trying so hard to be red but just can't reach it's potential. Very disappointed in the change.

[thatshortguy]

Everytime I look at the logo i want to adjust my screen to turn down the level of red. It's like the orange is trying so hard to be red but just can't reach it's potential. Very disappointed in the change.

I think you've described the Browns team pretty well there.

[gunnar hendershow]

So what IS the deal with this Dez Bryant video?

[Maxx]

Rumor and heresay!

[Your Mom]

AJ Hawk was released today. Typical Packer loyalty

[thatshortguy]

AJ Hawk was released today. Typical Packer loyalty

I know the Falcons need defensive ends, but c'mon, back up a truck or two to Hawk and Greg Hardy. Then, draft where needed.

It's not even a team needs thing. I can't find the word for it, but Hawk on the Falcons makes sense...

[HC]

I'll miss AJ, but he's very average defensively. I certainly don't think he'll save the Falcons, Midge.

If it frees up cap space for Cobb I understand, but with him and Brad "Bad" Jones gone, I'm not really sure who's going to be playing inside linebacker next year.

[Schlitzbrille]

I'm sad now.

[gunnar hendershow]

Jacoby was a highly expensive kick returner who wasn't really that great anymore. At least not enough to justify the pricetag. We'll have the memories of 2012 forever though.

[Schlitzbrille]

Especially when he broke the Superdome...

[Plubby]

Marshawn Lynch files a trademark for the phrase "I'm just here so I don't get fined"

What the fuck dude?

I'm merely present in order to escape fiscally adversarial outcomes

[LL!]

Ugh. Fuck everything. Seriously.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/02/25/espns-adam-schefter-says-hes-been-working-on-a-dez-bryant-video-story-since-september/

[VerbalPuke]

Reggie Bush released. Fun to watch his first year, not so good second year.

I like him though, he has a great attitude, and came off very personable. I like Reggie, and hope he still finds success.

[Maxx]

Whole thing is fishy. Everyone says they've heard about the video and what is on it, but no one has seen it. And the most common thing I'm hearing is "Walmart Security Footage" which seems utterly insane. How would there have been an incident in a public place and no one heard about it, and the security footage ended up in the hands of some shady people instead of the police? Walmarts are quite a bit more public than a hotel elevator, I can't imagine no one saw anything.

[LL!]

Whole thing is fishy. Everyone says they've heard about the video and what is on it, but no one has seen it. And the most common thing I'm hearing is "Walmart Security Footage" which seems utterly insane. How would there have been an incident in a public place and no one heard about it, and the security footage ended up in the hands of some shady people instead of the police? Walmarts are quite a bit more public than a hotel elevator, I can't imagine no one saw anything.

Yeah. I was thinking the same thing when I heard about the Walmart thing. If it's really "five times worse than Ray Rice" and it happened in a public space, I'm pretty sure Dez would've been booked already. However, Dez did tweet about his "past transgressions" which makes me think that maybe it's older footage? Though, still if it was at a Walmart it would make no sense that it is A) coming out now and B) there haven't been any repercussions.