NFL 2019

[The Buscher]

Another ridiculously backloaded schedule day.  Ten early games, two late games.

Almost certainly has to do with the Packers and Cowboys having fans all across the country.

[Your Mom]

Look I know Chicago is great but I kinda wish instead of staying here the offensive line had traveled with the team to London  

[The Buscher]

I don’t know why Giants fans were calling into WFAN acting like the outlook for the season is different after two wins.  It shouldn’t surprise anyone that the Giants defense is back to looking horrible.  They only looked good last week because Washington doesn’t have an NFL-level offense.  Kirk Cousins looks like a Hall of Famer against this team.

When you have a defense this bad, you can only win in one of two ways:  play a team with a broken offense (Washington) or win an offensive shootout that also requires some breaks (Bucs and their missed FGs).

They’ll win a few games against abysmal teams on their schedule, but that’s about all you can expect.  The season is about hoping Danny Dimes plays well so they can focus the 2020 offseason entirely on defense.

[DMN in the House]

David Montgomery scoring is great for my fantasy match up, and bad for the Raiders.

It's funny because I think I'm up against @The Chiksrara Special in fantasy the same week our teams play.

[Lineker]

Mason Rudolph is down.

[Chris2K]

Holy fuck. Rudolph just got knocked the fuck out. That is horrific.

He's awake, thank God. No flag, it should be noted.

[Your Mom]

26 minutes ago, DMN said:

David Montgomery scoring is great for my fantasy match up, and bad for the Raiders.

It's funny because I think I'm up against @The Chiksrara Special in fantasy the same week our teams play.

We are against each other. I was beating up on you pretty bad at the same time your boys were beating up on the Bears. I made a wish that those two outcomes could be reversed so you might win the fantasy match up now  

[The Buscher]

In the world of “kickers who won’t have jobs next week”, Cairo Santos has missed four field goals today.

[DMN in the House]

32 minutes ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

We are against each other. I was beating up on you pretty bad at the same time your boys were beating up on the Bears. I made a wish that those two outcomes could be reversed so you might win the fantasy match up now  

I will gladly give you the fantasy blowout for a Raiders win right here. Then maybe people will realize they're a competent well coached tram that lacks talent on defense (particularly linebacker) and at wide receiver (a position they attempted to address), and not the dumpster fire the media acts like they are.

[Adam]

We have contrived to chuck a 14 point lead in the bin in the 4th Quarter against this rather inept Bengals team.

What a season.

[Lint]

Geez...Eagles D came into the Jets game with 3 sacks for the season.  They've racked up 10 more during the game

[Adam]

We have won a football game 

[The Buscher]

Steelers win the OT coin toss and elect to kick.  There’s something you don’t see every day.

[Lineker]

12 minutes ago, Lint said:

Geez...Eagles D came into the Jets game with 3 sacks for the season.  They've racked up 10 more during the game

I'm facing them this week plus I faced New England the week they flat out murdered Miami.

[DMN in the House]

With all due respect, and remember I said with all due respect...

I believe this means we won the Mack trade.

[Chris2K]

Oh well, I'm just happy we made it to OT and didn't get blown out again.

[Lint]

7 minutes ago, Lineker said:

I'm facing them this week plus I faced New England the week they flat out murdered Miami.

I know you're facing them, because I'm facing you and I have them 😎

[Mx. Canadian Destroyer]

40 minutes ago, Trent Buschetta said:

In the world of “kickers who won’t have jobs next week”, Cairo Santos has missed four field goals today.

Oh my god this was so frustrating. 

[Your Mom]

10 minutes ago, DMN said:

With all due respect, and remember I said with all due respect...

I believe this means we won the Mack trade.

Well I was coming in to congratulate you on a good game but now you only get this....

[DMN in the House]

8 minutes ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

Well I was coming in to congratulate you on a good game but now you only get this....

Its honestly not aimed at you, since you've never been anything but cool, I just got tired of hearing about it for the last year. 

Sorry 😬