NFL 2023

[Maxx]

oh Bill, you messy bitch

[The Buscher]

For like an hour now just about every insider has reported Kelce as being out and yet Yahoo still hasn’t updated his status.  Literally over ten thousand people in the comments angry that they can’t put him on IR yet.

Welcome back to fantasy football!

[Maxx]

Well those certainly were some choices in that anthem rendition.

[Lineker]

 

[Lint]

 

Can we get 4chan, Reddit and Twitter to show up and make it racist?

[jrhodes]

I know the Chiefs will get Kelce back soon but they really need to trade for someone at the WR spot. It's been absolutely brutal for Mahomes tonight with all the drops.

[Maxx]

Chiefs have a big bag of really dumb trick plays apparently. 

Jaymir Gibbs is fun to watch, he’s going to have some highlight reel runs this season for sure.

Giants fans will be delighted to see Kadarius Toney has returned to form.

[Meacon Keaton]

Anybody on EWB plan on trying out at WR for the Chiefs this weekend?

Going for it on 4th and 25 on your own 40, with all three time outs and the two minute warning was a decision. 

[Maxx]

I love how quickly the game is moving along, especially compared to the absolute slog that commercial breaks turned college football into.

@VerbalPuke get in here, the Lions have something to celebrate!

[Meacon Keaton]

I'm happy for Dan Campbell. And @VerbalPuke!

Also, which of you took the Chiefs to win this week in Survival league?  

[The Buscher]

Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal were going over the Chiefs schedule the other day and talking about how great they looked for the “last team to lose their first game” bet.

lol

[LL!]

Fun narrative:

The first and only other time Jared Goff faced Patrick Mahomes, Goff won 54-51.

Today he wins against Mahomes 21-20. 

Football is BACK. 

[Schlitzbrille]

GOFFAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD

[The Buscher]

Kadarius Toney probably wasn’t happy when he read the first page of the NFL script for this season.

[gunnar hendershow]

I'm excited for an extra 3 days of dueling Lions and Chiefs over-reaction takes, what a gift to have this game on Thursday.

[VerbalPuke]

That was the grit Dan Campbell referred to.

Not a pretty win, but you go in and beat the defending Super Bowl Champs at home week 1? That's nice, that's good shit pal.

I will say that I didn't love Ben Johnsons play calling in certain situations and felt Gibbs needed more touches but whatever. Montgomery played as advertised, he'll be a fan favorite real quick.

4 and 2 at your own 15? Yeah fuck it, fake punt. I love this aggressive play calling, such a contrast to the previous few regimes. 

Hutch looked amazing, no sacks but he was constantly in the backfield. Also find it funny his dad calls him "Hutch".

Just want to remind everyone that we gave up a 5th rounder to the Packers to get Brian Branch. Lol.

Now I can enjoy my Sunday this week.

I didn't sleep much last night.

[Your Mom]

I know I shouldn't say this about a "rival" but I love watching the Lions so much!

[Krabby]

Kadarius Tony deleted his X account after reactions to his game

[LL!]

50 minutes ago, Krabby said:

Kadarius Tony deleted his X account after reactions to his game

Deleted? Probably just dropped it tbh. 

[The Buscher]

On 19/08/2023 at 10:58, Busch Wyatt said:

What I saw on that drive jives with pretty much everything I’ve read about the camp scrimmages:  Darren Waller will very clearly be Jones’ favorite target when he’s out there.  Here’s hoping he stays healthy.

Shock of shocks!  Waller suddenly added to the injury report and listed as questionable with a hamstring injury, after saying all camp it was the best he'd felt in years.  Same injury he's dealt with the last couple of years and it's wholly unsurprising a player on the wrong side of 30 would have hamstring injuries crop up again.

I do hope that they just decided to limit Waller and play it safe with him and that listing him as questionable is gamesmanship by Daboll.  With Waller's history of hammy injuries, he could conceivably be listed as questionable every week and a coach could get away with injury report manipulation.

But yeah, that's not something I wanted to hear on a Friday.  If he doesn't play the Giants are right back to having an iffy assortment of weapons and I think they'd have a really tough time hanging with Dallas.