NBA 2013-2014 Season Thread

[Tyrone]

Parker's not feeling it tonight. Hopefully Patty Mills can get something going when he checks back in.

[Plubby]

Ray Allen starting tonight in Chalmers place. I'm still shaking my head that Mario Chalmers has won two NBA championships.

I hate that guy. Mario Chalmers is the reason why Memphis didn't win the National title in '08. Well that and they couldn't make free throws.

Justin Timberlake told us all about that one. LeBron going mental tonight.

[Benjamin]

Manu and Kawhi really lighting the Heat up. Hope we can take it tonight, Kawhi is probably gonna' be the finals MVP if we win, media's been all about him, and rightly so.

I wouldn't mind Diaw taking it too, though.

Really don't know what happened to the Heat this year, but Dwayne Wade especially has just been terrible.

[Plubby]

I almost want this to go to a game six. We've been spoiled by four fantastic games, and if this gets decided on what's been frankly a bit of a stinker, it'd almost be anticlimactic.

[Tyrone]

Splitter with the block! Patty Mills for 3! Patty Mills for 3 again! Manu for 3!

[LL!]

I'm gonna go ahead and blame Krone and his shitty predictions for this loss tonight. The Heat clearly do not want Krone to be right so they've decided to continue their poorest attempt at playing defense.

[Plubby]

I almost want this to go to a game six. We've been spoiled by four fantastic games, and if this gets decided on what's been frankly a bit of a stinker, it'd almost be anticlimactic.

HAHAHA NOOOOPE YO FUCK THE HEAT.

COME ON YOU SPURS! PATTY MILLS! AUSSIE HEROOOO!

[Benjamin]

Gargh, shit, I'm smiling! Patty Mills!

[HC]

Someone on another forum compared this game to Undertaker(Spurs) throwing Mankind(Heat) off the roof of Hell in a Cell. Seems pretty apt at the moment.

[Tyrone]

Patty Mills! Goddamn!

[LL!]

I'm not taking anything away from Patty Mills. He's a great shooter. But maybe he wouldn't be making them so much if the Heat wouldn't give him miles of space to work with.

[Benjamin]

Yeah, you're right. I think the Heat maybe should do something about that.

[LL!]

They should've done something about that in the first quarter when they were actually missing the open shots. It's like the Heat don't know what a warning sign is.

[Plubby]

Maybe man-up on the guy yelling "Oi mate, pass me the ball mate". It's like the bell a cat wears around its collar! The "mate's" are a dead giveaway where the Aussie is on the court!

[LL!]

Michael Beasley is in. This must be what desperation looks like.

[Benjamin]

Beasley already looks high.

[LL!]

Looks?

[HC]

While I want the Spurs to win, I'm certainly not looking forward to all the talk of Lebron's "legacy" being tarnished: "blah blah blah Michael Jordan never lost blah blah blah" that will be discussed to death on ESPN for the next month.

[gunnar hendershow]

Dwayne Wade is actually playing Bernie in Weekend at Bernie's 3.

Also I bet LeBron needs back surgery this offseason because of how hurt it is from carrying this team.

[LL!]

Dwayne Wade is actually playing Bernie in Weekend at Bernie's 3.

Also I bet LeBron needs back surgery this offseason because of how hurt it is from carrying this team.

Seriously. What an embarrassment.