2014 NFL Season

[Mick]

Lynch performing well is like getting stabbed twice. Kills me in reality and fantasy.

[DMN in the House]

I just hope I don't get too fucked over by my decision to stick with Seattle's defense against the much better Green Bay offense instead of going with my inclination to start the Jets against Oakland and their 'lol, even if Derek Carr IS good, you won't be able to tell because the rest of the offense sucks'.

[HC]

Annnnnnd I'm going to bed. Fuck the NFL for giving us the toughest opener every year. If ain't them them it's the damn Niners.

[Mick]

lol, Green

[Meacon Keaton]

The tears flow early on this night.

[GoGo Yubari]

Hi guys.

I'm at work.

The good news is that almost nobody's at the movie theater tonight! The bad news is that it's because they're all watching the game and I can't

[Mick]

Oh it's awesome GoGo. They're about to rename Green Bay to Brown Bay

[Plubby]

lol, Green

Who is Green? He's not appearing on my box score, which team does he play for?

[Maxx]

The way the team is now built, the Packers are starting to remind me of the Cowboys from a few years ago. Great offense, but questionable line and an average defense with a few stars on it. Be afraid Headcheese.

[gunnar hendershow]

Love me some Lynch and Harvin.

[Maxx]

My email made it into Deadspin's Why Your Team Sucks: Cowboys article! Highlight of the season!

[The Buscher]

I think Bill Simmons was spot-on as to why the Seahawks only have one home game in primetime this year. Networks just don't want to air blowouts.

[Lint]

My email made it into Deadspin's Why Your Team Sucks: Cowboys article! Highlight of the season!

Which one?

[Maxx]

I read the ESPN The Magazine profile on Jerry Jones and was kind of charmed by it. Stockholm Syndrome is setting in, please send help.

[DFF]

Sounds like the Hawks were pretty dominant.

How do peeps see the weekend games going?

I'll go with the following:

Saints/Falcons

Vikings/Rams

Browns/Steelers

Jaguars/Eagles

Raiders/Jets

Bengals/Ravens

Bills/Bears

Redskins/Texans

Titans/Chiefs

Patriots/Dolphins

Panthers/Buccs

49ers/Cowboys

Colts/Broncos

Giants/Lions

Chargers/Cardinals

[Plubby]

I have a four-way multibet going on this weekend. I was also going to jump on Seattle to cover the spread but I got distracted by having lost my wallet and didnt place the bet in time.

I have Carolina +2.5, Steelers covering -6.5, San Diego +3.5 and Chicago heads-up. I think all four teams will win outright though.

[DFF]

I have a four-way multibet going on this weekend. I was also going to jump on Seattle to cover the spread but I got distracted by having lost my wallet and didnt place the bet in time.

I have Carolina +2.5, Steelers covering -6.5, San Diego +3.5 and Chicago heads-up. I think all four teams will win outright though.

I've got a 5 team accy: Saints, Bears, Steelers, Eagles, and Pats.

[Dan]

I hope you lose.

[PatDaMan]

I got an e-mail into the Eagles' Why Your Team Sucks as well...

We got rid of Desean. We drafted a third round LB in the first round. Chip is already showing Andy Reid-esque tendencies of outsmarting himself.

[HC]

The way the team is now built, the Packers are starting to remind me of the Cowboys from a few years ago. Great offense, but questionable line and an average defense with a few stars on it. Be afraid Headcheese.

The D has been awful since the 2011 season when we almost went undefeated. It's why I loathe Dom Capers. O-line has been fucked by injuries already. Not too excited about this year especially with Detroit and Chicago looking improved on offense. Even if they scrape enough wins to make the playoffs I feel like it'll be another first round exit courtesy of Seattle, SF, or the Saints.