Premier League 2016/17

[Lineker]

Everton have now entirely banned the Sun newspaper. 

[Gazz]

Ah, Spurs vs Bournemouth, where no matter who wins, Lineker loses.

[Lineker]

Just now, Big Gazz said:

Ah, Spurs vs Bournemouth, where no matter who wins, Lineker loses.

It could be a draw you muppet.

[Gazz]

Still a loss.

[Hobo]

Unless it's a draw!

[stokeriño]

Nah. It just means he'll again be able to post something like

On 4/8/2017 at 20:18, Lineker said:

We were great today.

and it'll be valid either way.

But seriously, Spurs will win. I mean, it's obvious.

[Baddar]

I'd like Spurs to win, if only to put a bit of pressure on Chelsea and hopefully make them put in a nervy performance against us tomorrow.

Which obviously means Spurs gon' Spurs. 

[Just Joe]

@Lineker experiencing the rare case of Schrodinger's match.

[Lineker]

Yeah, for the second week in a row

[Nerf]

1 minute ago, Lineker said:

Yeah, for the second week in a row

Isn't every week the Lineker derby?

[MDK]

All that time spent on the trailing ground doing celebration manoeuvres is paying dividends 

[Colly]

9 minutes ago, Nerf said:

Isn't every week a Lineker derby?

 

[MDK]

Spurs taking no prisoners 

[MDK]

HE SCORED!  

[Lineker]

Consecutive 4-0 wins at home, that'll do nicely.

[Gazz]

Nevermind North Korea and Trump, Janssen scored and Sunderland have scored.

This is the apocalypse.

[Gorka]

We're going down.

[MDK]

2 minutes ago, Gorka said:

We're going down.

[Kyle]

Currently fifth on a technicality.  

[MDK]

United/Chelsea is huge tomorrow.