Premier League 2016/17

[Just Joe]

1 hour ago, Walker Adultman said:

Ouch on that second goal.

Thought Sunderland would get a goal back at this rate. The ball has been in our half most of the game so far. 

All fart and no shit us. 

 

[Liam]

6 minutes ago, Just Joe said:

All fart and no shit us. 

 

Surely that metaphor is totally dependent on where you are.

I, for one, am very happy when I fart down an aisle in the supermarket that there is no shit left behind to give the game away for other unsuspecting shelf browsers.

[Arjen Robben]

I think 99% of the time I am absolutely delighted to fart without shit thundering through afterwards.

[MDK]

Bollocks 

[Just Joe]

Lot of empty seats for a club with 60,000 season tickets sold. Musn't have been that popular on Viagogo. 

[Colly]

6 hours ago, Arjen Robben said:

Fucking Guzan

My Boro "supporting" brother in law didn't stop whinging about Guzan all game (and Karanka, and Downing, and all the usual stuff you do for a team that's just been promoted away from home) but for me that save for the goal is decent and difficult to keep hold of. Poor reactions from the defenders for me, and Guzan made a couple of really quality saves through the game.

[Just Joe]

I'd love for us to get a left back that can defend and then shift Van Aanholt to the left wing, he's great going forward but suspect defensively. I know Stuani's first was an absolute screamer but he just backed off and gave him acres of space to get that shot off. He gave away the penalty last week and didn't close down Nolito for the cross that led to the OG against City as well. 

[Lineker]

Today marks ten years since this: 

 

[Just Joe]

50 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Today marks ten years since this: 

 

He'd been watching his 90's AJPW Tapes the night before.

[Baddar]

59 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Today marks ten years since this: 

 

Fellaini's done worse, albeit not at that pace.

[The Lusophone]

Has Fellaini ever knocked someone out and caused them to have a seizure?

[Baddar]

Not yet. 

[MDK]

Yeah, that Thatcher one is miles worse than anything Fellaini has done. That was just brutal.

[Cymbols]

Did he get red for that, I can't remember? Though I do remember watching that MOTD in a hotel by Cardiff airport. Time flies.

[The Lusophone]

Only a yellow, but the FA investigated and banned him for 8 games, with a further 15 game suspended ban for two years. City banned him for 6 games, with two of those suspended, and fined him 6 weeks wages.

He was also sold that January, to Charlton, and was relegated.

[DavidMarrio]

The thing with that Thatcher incident is you wouldn't even see it in Sunday League that's how bad it was. 

That and the fact it only got a fucking yellow card!!! Still baffled by that after all these years 

[Lineker]

The FA have charged Andre Gray with misconduct over his 2012 homophobic social media posts.

[Colly]

They were pretty horrible but it feels a bit silly to pull him up on it 4 years later, especially when he's already made a pretty comprehensive apology.

[Gazz]

I think I met the walking embodiment of 'Football banter' today on my FA level 2 course. I rolled my eyes at 'Suarez is statistically the best striker in the world' but nearly choked to death at 'Conte's Juventus weren't that tactical'. He said he's going to be a PL manager in the future, judging by his practical, he couldn't coach a dog to lick it's own balls.

[Moses Julep]

To be fair, some dogs don't have balls.