Premier League 2022/23

[lanky316]

With this defending I'm anticipating this to finish 9-7. Leicester can't seem to defend set pieces and Spurs don't seem to be able to defend at all so far.

[Lineker]

Sonny is back!

[Dang117]

Leicester are having an awful season, some shocking defending and the keeper has had a nightmare. Son has had a cracking game since coming on

[lanky316]

It's Super Son Time!

[Adam]

Wow, Son. Incredible finishing.

Brendan Rodgers has got to go now, Leicester cannot defend. They're in a right mess.

[Lineker]

Never in doubt!

[Chris2K]

So happy for Son, you could see the relief poor out of him when he scored the first, although that may be because Hojbjerg was liable to kill him for not passing.

Leicester's defence was horrific though, 6 might actually flatter them.

[gunnar hendershow]

I was close to dropping Son from FPL before the postponements last weekend and then decided against it this week for the nice matchup against Leicester.

[Colly]

4 hours ago, Colly said:

Highlight of that game was Eddie Howe wearing what I presume was a Ted Dibiase style suit, since he was in his tracksuit by kickoff 2 minutes later.

This is the stuff.

 

 

[Bobfoc]

Arsenal's Ethan Nwaneri came off the bench today to become the youngest Premier League player at the age of 15. He wasn't born when Arsenal moved into the Emirates Stadium.

[Twist]

That story led to me finding out a 13 year old is the youngest senior player in the U.K. as of this season in Northern Ireland for Glenavon. He’d have become the youngest player ever in the world last season but he had tickets to go watch Celtic with his dad so he missed the match.

[The Lusophone]

Nwaneri is so young he had to change in his own separate area so as to not break safeguarding rules/laws.

[Lineker]

Roberto De Zerbi is the new Brughton manager. 

[Colly]

Random note (you all know my views on the Newcastle ownership so this isn't some kind of gotcha to the English press), Sheffield United have been doing a lot of Saudi posts today. I wonder if our lot realise how toxic the connection is so they've chosen not to do the same, or whether we're throwing it out later (as the second one seems to be hinting).

 

[Lineker]

 

[The Lusophone]

Sounds awful.

[Gazz]

Reality: Bukayo Saka gets fouled and falls over, he immediately gets back up and carries on.

Netflix: Bukayo Saka gets fouled, a wilhelm scream is overdubbed on the footage, cut to incredulous raging Arsenal gammons, cut to footage of Saka lying on the turf from a game three years ago overdubbed with silence, cut to pensive looking young fan chewing his fingernails, cut to Arteta looking concerned, cut to Sam Matterface 'With just days until the World Cup, the last thing any player wants is an injury', cut to Saka in an England shirt, cut to Arsenal physio from 1996 mouthing 'Is he OK?', cut to Gunther Steiner on a boat, cut to Saka still lying on the ground but it's the same footage as before, overdubbed dramatic swell, cut to Saka getting back to his feet.

[Tigerstyle]

10 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Reality: Bukayo Saka gets fouled and falls over, he immediately gets back up and carries on.

Netflix: Bukayo Saka gets fouled, a wilhelm scream is overdubbed on the footage, cut to incredulous raging Arsenal gammons, cut to footage of Saka lying on the turf from a game three years ago overdubbed with silence, cut to pensive looking young fan chewing his fingernails, cut to Arteta looking concerned, cut to Sam Matterface 'With just days until the World Cup, the last thing any player wants is an injury', cut to Saka in an England shirt, cut to Arsenal physio from 1996 mouthing 'Is he OK?', cut to Gunther Steiner on a boat, cut to Saka still lying on the ground but it's the same footage as before, overdubbed dramatic swell, cut to Saka getting back to his feet.

Oscar bait there

[Lineker]

 

[Colly]

 

Get him some Belinda wipes.