2017 NFL Season Thread

[Your Mom]

224-56 in yards and the score is still 0-0. How the hell the Chargers gonna gain 224 yards and have 0 points?!?

[The Buscher]

Even if the Giants game tonight meant anything, I doubt I'd be in a position to get into it.  Between the heaping helping of delicious food, the chocolate cream pie, and the 9.4% beer I was having I might well just end up sleeping through the game.

[Maxx]

Call a fucking penalty on a cowboys opponent, jesus fucking Christ I am sick to death of our receivers getting fucking mugged on every play and never getting a call

[The Buscher]

Giants and Washington tied 3-3 at the half.  Tryptophan is not the only thing putting people to sleep on this Thanksgiving night.

[gunnar hendershow]

The Cowboys offense is no good without Zeke. I think people are overblowing the criticism on Prescott, he makes some bad passes but it's not like any defense is fearing the running game so a huge dimension of their play calling is negated. This season's a wash for Dallas, and they probably would have been better off having Zeke sit the first 6 games instead of now.

Also the officials have been bad the few Dallas games I've watched, never calling penalties against their opponents. 

[GhostMachine]

The Cowboys shot themselves in the foot with that touchdown that was called back due to holding. if 77 had held on any longer, I'd have thought he was gay for the guy.

But the officiating is bullshit. 

 

[Meacon Keaton]

#GayForTheGuy

[DMN in the House]

On 11/21/2017 at 13:53, Lineker said:

The Raiders have fired DC Ken Norton Jr.

It's cool though because the next QB they face has been announced as Paxton Lynch. 

Thank fuck. Good player, shitty coach.

Josh Gordon might play week 13, and, if you'e wondering, I will be starting him in fantasy when he does. 1milliondeadpoints.

[Your Mom]

What's it like being a fan of a team that wins a lot? I bet it's nice  

[Lint]

1 minute ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

What's it like being a fan of a team that wins a lot? I bet it's nice  

Lots of nervousness, history saying we'll still find a way to fall off a cliff

[Your Mom]

1 minute ago, Lint said:

Lots of nervousness, history saying we'll still find a way to fall off a cliff

Makes sense. I felt like that in 2016 with the Cubs. Would be nice to feel it with the Bears before I die  

Inman is pretty good. Hope he isn't hurt too badly

[The Buscher]

I usually delight in bad things happening to the Jets, but they just got completely hosed.  Seferian-Jenkins catches a TD, but despite his hands being on the ball and the ball being on top of him, never coming close to touching the ground, it moved ever so slightly and so they ruled he didn't have possession and overturned the call.

These catch rules are nothing short of ridiculous.

[gunnar hendershow]

Yeah I just saw that. They definitely have a gripe.

[munky]

Bills win to go to 6-5. Unless 9-7 gets them a wild card spot they're still fucked with two guaranteed losses to New England coming up.

[VerbalPuke]

Damn, what the hell happened to KC? They looked great to start the season.

[Meacon Keaton]

Wicked case of the Andy Reid. It’s when you look dominant early in the season but fizzle later on.

[Lowerdeck]

4 hours ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

What's it like being a fan of a team that wins a lot? I bet it's nice  

 

It's pretty nice.  It's good watching football and not having to worry much about it being close or actually losing.  Takes a lot of stress out of the equation, or at least until January.

[Meacon Keaton]

Gabbert led the Cardinals past the Jags.

[Adam]

Phil Dawson is the man.

42 years old, 19 years in the game and tonight he kicks a 57 yard Field Goal in the dying seconds to win the game, the longest of his career. Brilliant stuff.

We might just scrape to .500 with our third string QB yet.

[DMN in the House]

@Meacon