NBA 2013-2014 Season Thread

[Benjamin]

San Antonio don't exactly bring the ratings, you know. They're still the best, and most deserving, team.

[Maxx]

Lies. They're boring, whiny floppers, as they have always been.

[Benjamin]

Except they're not.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Great defense on Durant, haven't seen him play that bad in awhile. Hopefully he will find a way to play better in Memphis next time. Still we will take the series.

[Benjamin]

He got me 51 points, so I'm very pleased with him.

[Monkey D. Lars]

12 out of 28 is pretty bad for Durant

[Benjamin]

Man, if the Clippers can produce like tonight against OKC, we might reach the finals again!

[Maxx]

Except they're not.

Oh well, point proven there.

They're a boring team, I won't argue that it's a style of play that works, but it's boring to watch.

They're whiners, Parker always has been, Duncan always has been.

They're floppers, Manu Ginobli perfected the fucking art of it.

If Bruce Bowen were still around I'd call them a dirty team as well. But I'm sure you'd have a grand retort to that comment as well.

[Benjamin]

While your argument is simply calling them divers. Well said.

[Maxx]

Please, I've also called them boring and whiny, don't belittle my points.

[Benjamin]

Shit, I'm stumped.

[Plubby]

Please, I've also called them boring and whiny, don't belittle my points.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oYlb1-gglo

So boring >_<

[Maxx]

Shit, I'm stumped.

And I suppose the fact that Manu has been on every player poll of "Who is the league's biggest flopper" for the last 10 years is something else you'll just quickly dismiss. Same with Duncan popping up on every list of the most whiny players.

[Plubby]

Manu is obviously a flopper. Timmy is class personnified, those polls are just bitching. Maybe Dirk might rival him.

[Maxx]

He's a whiner just like Kareem was. But I'm insinuating far less about him as a player when I call him whiny than when I say Manu flops. Dude just bitches a lot, probably a side effect of playing through the Shaq-Kobe years.

[Benjamin]

Damn it, I was hoping you were just going to continue saying he's a flopper

Timmy bitches as much as the average NBA player, though. In fact I feel like a lot of other stars bitch even more.

[gunnar hendershow]

If you're not bitching you're not trying. The last player I want on my team is someone who doesn't argue calls and won't try to get a competitive edge in any way allowed by the rulebook. Flopping was allowed during Manu's heyday and now it's poorly enforced anyway.

Duncan does deserve his moniker of being the ultimate team player though.

[Meacon Keaton]

Fuck Tim Duncan, the Demon Deacon bitch.

[livid]

I just hate him because he's a Spur but I don't think he complains anymore than anybody else does.

[Maxx]

If you're not bitching you're not trying. The last player I want on my team is someone who doesn't argue calls and won't try to get a competitive edge in any way allowed by the rulebook. Flopping was allowed during Manu's heyday and now it's poorly enforced anyway.

Duncan does deserve his moniker of being the ultimate team player though.

CAL RIPKEN JR. NEVER COMPLAINED A DAY IN HIS LIFE