2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[Meacon Keaton]

Thomas to the Jags for at least $9 million a year? So long and thanks for the fun times, Orange Julius.

[Dan]

Yeah, I think that works out well for both teams. The Jags have to spend some money and a catching TE is a huge area of need. Denver can't really afford to throw money around.

Hello Teal Julius

[Plubby]

Good. Stupid Julius ruining my drafting strategy in fantasy for like three different positions. Now I don't need to worry about him

[Dan]

Heh, I've actually seen Dan Skuta scored a TD in person... against the Jags.

[LL!]

I enjoyed our Fantasy Life together. Good bye, Julius. Godspeed.

[Meacon Keaton]

Also. Who is filling the role of Seattle's arch nemesis now?

The Rams when they move to LA and fire Jeff Fischer/hire Jim Harbaugh.

EDIT: Iupati to the Cardinals. Gross.

Fuck.

Apparently Gore's not signing with Philly after all, he's going to Indy.

Wait wait...no, now he is going to sign with Philly.

He may be a Jaguar by 4:00 tomorrow. Gore is as indecisive as a thirteen year old.

[Maxx]

Must be because of all the racism.

[HC]

Chip Kelly's last name starts with a K. Multiply that by 3 and you have KKK. You can't explain that!

[Plubby]

That's KKK backwards, Mike!

[Meacon Keaton]

Bunch of racist Eagle employees, the lot of ya.

[gunnar hendershow]

They stopped wearing the black alternate jerseys, if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know then I don't know what will.

[Meacon Keaton]

See...I expected this kind of stuff from PatDaMan, but Lint, you should know better.

[Lint]

See...I expected this kind of stuff from PatDaMan, but Lint, you should know better.

Um what? I've been at work all night long and have no idea whats going on

[Meacon Keaton]

Stephen A. Smith thinks your head coach is racist because he's traded away black football players. We all can only assume that your entire fanbase are also card-carrying members of the KKK.

[Lint]

Yea, thats just ridiculously stupid

We don't carry cards, they give out matching t-shirts

[LL!]

Free t-shirt you say?

[HC]

Robert Flores just described the 49ers debacle as going from the NWO to the Spirit Squad on ESPN.

[Lint]

Free t-shirt you say?

Yep!

Well, we DO get a card, but its not a membership card. Its a punch card. Every 12 crossburnings you attend, you get a free tshirt

[Thrilla]

I might just trade myself to the Jags >_>

[Maxx]

Hey man, don't be so down on yourself.