Premier League 2022/23

[Gazz]

Snus. It's a nicotine pouch that you put under your top lip. Seems to be a massive problem in football despite being illegal pretty much everywhere.

[METALMAN]

what the fuck? I thought that was only for weirdos in Norway and Sweden. How did it become a thing here?

[Moses Julep]

What’s the logic behind no flip-flops in the shower? I wouldn’t want to be barefoot in a communal shower.

[Adam]

33 minutes ago, Moses Julep said:

What’s the logic behind no flip-flops in the shower? I wouldn’t want to be barefoot in a communal shower.

The fine is for if you don't wear flip-flops in the shower.

[Cymbols]

Turns out the dodgy nicotine days were more of a Dean Smith thing. Reckon SG is more of a cocaine guy, in any case.

 

[Hobo]

14 hours ago, METALMAN said:

what the fuck? I thought that was only for weirdos in Norway and Sweden. How did it become a thing here?

Maybe Footballers all binged Scandinavian noir series The Bridge during lockdown?

[Lineker]

The game has gone.

[The Lusophone]

I'm sure this data will be used responsibility and not in an any way unethical fashion.

[Lineker]

Quote

The Metropolitan Police will take no action over one of the three rape allegations being investigated in connection with a Premier League footballer.

The player, who is not being named for legal reasons, was arrested on 4 July on suspicion of a rape against a woman that was alleged to have happened in June this year. He was taken into custody and further arrested on suspicion of two incidents of rape, which were alleged to have taken place in April 2021 and June 2021 against a different woman. He was subsequently bailed until a date in August, but that has been extended until early October.

The force confirmed that no further action would be taken regarding the alleged offence in June 2021, but that investigations into the other allegations continue.

This month the Guardian reported that the player’s club was made aware of a rape allegation against him last autumn. That allegation was reported to the Metropolitan Police last August. In March the force opened an investigation into that and another alleged rape by the player of the same woman that she had reported in February.

The player continued to play in his club’s first team last season and has not been suspended by the club since his arrest.

 

[Kyle]

Final reminder to join the EWB Fantasy League before next week if you haven't already:

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/h22n0q

[Colly]

 

 

[DavidMarrio]

I knew Everton were struggling to sign people but this is something else...

 

In all seriousness though that's a really lovely gesture for a selfless personn

[Twist]

1 hour ago, DavidMarrio said:

I knew Everton were struggling to sign people but this is something else...

 

In all seriousness though that's a really lovely gesture for a selfless personn

This is awesome.

[Lineker]

 

[Baddar]

Seeing that he's 44 shocked me. I thought he was 44 playing for Blackburn.

[DavidMarrio]

It's always nice to start the season of with a trophy and a win over a rival before the opening game of the league

It's basically a glorified friendly for a giant 50p. It's just about getting minutes into the legs

delete as appropriate

Edit: Class goal by Trent that with a lovely assist by Predator for the goal. 

[Hobo]

I didnt realize Haaland had Andy Carroll hair.

[Dang117]

Haaland has had a mare first half, no doubt he will come good but he seems to be struggling

[DavidMarrio]

Loud and clear murderer and its never your fault chants from the City contingent

WELCOME TO THE NEW SEASON BOYS

 

Great initial save by Adrian then he should have kept held of the follow up. Potential argument that he had both his hands on the ball. The offside being overturned was correct

[Bobfoc]

Liverpool have evolved.