NBA 2016-2017 Season

[Benjamin]

Oh is it just because they're the Knicks? I thought something interesting was happening then. LOL New York.

[gunnar hendershow]

To think Phil Jackson isn't even the most unqualified, deranged old man running something these days.

[thatshortguy]

Spurs may be moving into the top ten of the Draft by dealing LaMarus Aldridge.

[Meacon Keaton]

4 hours ago, Benjamin said:

Oh is it just because they're the Knicks? I thought something interesting was happening then. LOL New York.

Phil is butt hurt because Kristaps didn't show up for the silly exit/end of season meeting, which very few franchises actually do, but we do because we're terrible and apparently care how the players feel about that. 

[Monkey D. Lars]

The Suns are close to getting KP. They will trade away the 4th pick, Bledsoe and Chriss.

[Meacon Keaton]

Ugh noooooooooo

[livid]

Last I heard the Suns' unwillingness to include Booker had derailed those talks. 

[En Dub]

Apparently to send Porzingas to Boston, the Knicks wanted the number 3 pick, Brooklyn's pick in next year's draft, Jaylen Brown AND Jae Crowder. So I find that Phoenix rumor suspiciously light. 

[Pooker]

Hearing that the Jazz are trying to make a move to trade up in the draft. Also, a rumor going around that Derrick Favors had put his house up for sale and removed all mention of the Jazz from his social media.

[Your Mom]

Are there usually a lot of surprises in this like Football? The Football draft is always fun but I don't think I normally watch this one

[Meacon Keaton]

There's potential for a lot of drama, yeah. This class is very deep within the top fifteen picks, and with Chicago maybe moving Butler and Indiana maybe moving George, we could see some really big moves.

[Your Mom]

Apparently Zeus and Jesus say Lonzo is going to the Lakers  

[Meacon Keaton]

I long for the day when Lonzo grows up and tells his dad to shut the fuck up. 

[Your Mom]

So if we were to trade Jimmy do we get a high pick? What do you think?

[Meacon Keaton]

You should get a nice high pick this year, a nice pick next year, and a player, I would imagine.

As for the Knicks, I'm glad to hear that our asking price for Kristaps is "ridiculously high". I was afraid someone would say here's a pack of Juicy Fruit and two 2nd round picks and Phallible Phil would just go with it. 

Also I don't think there's a more likable commissioner in sports than Adam Silver. 

[Your Mom]

 A draft where they cheered when the commish came out??

Quick dude name a Net or Knick you're losing them!

[Meacon Keaton]

Now that the first two technicalities, oh I mean draft picks, are done, let's get crazy.

Oh Christ, and they keep interviewing Lavar. Fuck this guy and fuck the pricks that keep letting him talk. 

[Pooker]

Wolves just ripped off the Bulls for Butler. Lavine, Dunn, and the 7th pick is amazing for a player like Butler.

[Tyrone]

Butler to Minnesota!

[En Dub]

Woah that Butler trade