Football Manager 2018

[Arjen Robben]

This regen...

Bayern seem to want him too, am I gonna have to throw money at this kid.

[FLiam]

Started up a quick England save:

Prick.

[Arjen Robben]

Gary Neville eh

[FLiam]

Oh yeah, I created him just because. 

He looks......ill. 

[Baddar]

Gary Nev-ill

[Adam]

1 hour ago, Liam Mk2 said:

Oh yeah, I created him just because. 

He looks......ill. 

Looks like he should be a second-rate villain in a Blade movie.

[Arjen Robben]

Sign the actual in-game Gary Neville as assistant.

I won the title for a second time in a row in my third season, pretty much at a canter really. Lost in the Champions League semi's again to Barcelona. Genuinely don't know how to approach games with Barcelona on this, pretty much just have to hope the game has pre-emptively decided they're not going to play well and you manage a lucky win or something. 

Most importantly, everybody's favourite German striker, Timo Werner, scored 40 goals in 51 games, and got 16 assists. He actually should have gotten loads more really but he misses SO many one on ones it's ridiculous, to be fair it seems everyone does, complete through on goal and everyone seems to skew it miles wide, but like, in ways nobody in real life would do consistently, basically closer to their corner flag. Don't really get that.

How does one manage to shoot this badly? That is literally a shot? Is he shooting at the linesman? What the fuck.

[Arjen Robben]

What the fuck did their manager say to them at half-time? Basically just lost 5-0 to a ten man team. Who is their manager anyway...

I see.

And Werner actually scored two one on ones  Watch out boys, the game has become sentient.

[Rocky]

Tried to do a FM18 game but it's too much for me. I'm going to go back to FM Touch. Though it's probably the same.

[FLiam]

We can do this.

[The Lusophone]

22 hours ago, Liam Mk2 said:

Started up a quick England save:

Prick.

Never gets another call up if that's me tbh. James Ward-Prowse is better anyway.

[Lineker]

30 minutes ago, Liam Mk2 said:

We can do this.

Should have installed the db that gives you the real WC groups  

[FLiam]

11 minutes ago, Switzerlineker said:

Should have installed the db that gives you the real WC groups  

Did not know this was a thing. 

[Lineker]

Posted about it a few weeks ago in here  

[mattu29]

3 hours ago, Liam Mk2 said:

We can do this.

Welbeck's a mid? Tough group, good luck with that!

[Arjen Robben]

Where is Ben Gibson

[MDK]

Its 2025 and Timo 'EWB' Werner is playing in the Championship with Bournemouth. I'm gonna try and sign him and see if he is as much of the bollocks that you guys think.

[Arjen Robben]

Do it to rescue him from Bournemouth first and foremost

[MDK]

8 minutes ago, Arjen Robben said:

Do it to rescue him from Bournemouth first and foremost

It turns out that fuck that he wants 110k p/w.

No chance.

[FLiam]

4 hours ago, Arjen Robben said:

Where is Ben Gibson

Playing for shitty Middlesbrough mate.