2017 NFL Season Thread

[Adam]

Another OT win, this time all down to Fitz hauling it in tight in the end zone. This team has a lot of work to do to be successful despite the 2-2 record.

[gunnar hendershow]

Ravens offense is unforgivably bad. Flacco is a mess, I can all but assume his back isn't really that healthy judging by how jumpy he gets under pressure now.

[Meacon Keaton]

I was going through our chatting of this past draft, just to see if any of my thoughts matched up to what was going on. I knew I was high on Watson, but my favorite thing I said was going on about how soft Alex Anzalone is and how you could rip a fart near him and he'd get injured. Curious as to how he's done this year, I googled him and sure enough he got hurt today.

[Maxx]

Hey look the Seahawks still look like a good team when playing shitty ones!

[VerbalPuke]

3 hours ago, Meacon said:

I was going through our chatting of this past draft, just to see if any of my thoughts matched up to what was going on. I knew I was high on Watson, but my favorite thing I said was going on about how soft Alex Anzalone is and how you could rip a fart near him and he'd get injured. Curious as to how he's done this year, I googled him and sure enough he got hurt today.

Oh wow...

His last name is really close to being "Analzone".

[Lineker]

Good thing you're not dyslexic. 

[jrhodes]

Mitchell Trubisky is the new starting QB for the Bears.

[Twist]

57 minutes ago, Jake O. Rhodes said:

Mitchell Trubisky is the new starting QB for the Bears.

Well that didn't take long.

[jrhodes]

Still four games too long.

[GhostMachine]

Unfortunately, their third string is Sanchez. So something happens to Trubisky, they're screwed, blued AND tattoo'd!

[Maxx]

Huh, didn't know getting benched meant your season was over and they skip you to go with the 3rd string QB.

[Your Mom]

33 minutes ago, Jake O. Rhodes said:

Still four games too long.

Hey we won one of those games!

 

5 minutes ago, GhostMachine said:

Unfortunately, their third string is Sanchez. So something happens to Trubisky, they're screwed, blued AND tattoo'd!

Say what now?!? Is that a real saying?

[GhostMachine]

Yes, it's a real saying. It basically means you're screwed as bad as it can possibly get. 

(Was also the name of an album by a band called the Sleeze Beez.)

Edited October 2, 2017 by GhostMachine

[livid]

3 hours ago, Maxx said:

Huh, didn't know getting benched meant your season was over and they skip you to go with the 3rd string QB.

Depends on the QB. Not sure Glennon falls in that category, though. 

[Pooker]

Derek Carr is out 2 to 6 weeks with a back fracture.

[Lineker]

6 minutes ago, Pooker said:

Derek Carr is out 2 to 6 weeks with a back fracture.

So EJ Manuel vs. Awful Joe Flacco? Lol.

[Pooker]

Could be worse...Jacoby Brissett vs. Brian Hoyer.

[Lineker]

Just now, Pooker said:

Could be worse...Jacoby Brissett vs. Brian Hoyer.

Is that really worse though?

[Pooker]

Josh McCown vs. DeShon Kizer?

[DMN in the House]

18 hours ago, Pooker said:

Derek Carr is out 2 to 6 weeks with a back fracture.

Fade me now, bro.